Wednesday, June 30



There are two statues in a park;
One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway

for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes

down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings

the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient

through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters,

you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what

you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running

behind the shrubbery.


The angel waits patiently as

the bushes rustle and giggling

ensues.After fifteen minutes,

the two return, out of breath and laughing.The angel

tells them, ‘You have fifteen minutes left, would you

care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes,

let's! But let's change positions.

This time, I'll hold the pigeon

and you crap on its head.'


AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

9 comments:

Mar said...

So cute!! my car would join the fun!

LL Cool Joe said...

I'm thinking if they've been staring at each other naked for a 100 years holding the pigeon and crapping on it's head is the best option!

Arkansas Patti said...

Did not see that one coming. Loved it.
My mind was with the 98%.

Tabor said...

I didn't know what they were doing but I did know it wasn't the obvious.

Pat said...

Tee hee!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Oh, they still had time for other things. Everyone knows that statue guys are just 2 minute brothers. LOL.

Darlene said...

I've seen it before, but laughed just as hard this time even though I knew the punch line. Thanks for the giggle.

srp said...

Not that..... for sure!
My rose bush right under the bird feeder would be game for this too!

NCmountainwoman said...

Too funny!