There are two statues in a park;
One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway
for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes
down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings
the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient
through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters,
you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what
you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running
behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as
the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.After fifteen minutes,
the two return, out of breath and laughing.The angel
tells them, ‘You have fifteen minutes left, would you
care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes,
let's! But let's change positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon
and you crap on its head.'
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????