Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
At prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
At work you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
At prison you get three meals a day fully paid for.
At work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
At prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get more work for good behavior.
At prison the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
At prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
At prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
At prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
At prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At work you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners and welfare.
At prison you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
At prison you must deal with sadistic wardens.
At work they are called managers.
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!
An update: I am finally re-entering the land of the living. The fever broke about 4pm, and I got hungry for the first time in 3 days. I was able to sit here for about 20-30 minutes before I had to lie down, so maybe by tomorrow I can resume my visits to all of you.