Imagine

I have been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently you can't go alone.

You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

 I've never been in Cognito, either.

I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane.

They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.

I have made several trips,

Thanks to friends and family.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump...and

I'm not much on physical activity!