EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS
HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY
BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK
AND TOLD HIM:
'I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy..'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said
the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week
and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars
per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears
you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week
for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender
cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and
bought a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he
said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -
Ain't nobody under there now!!!