Top 50 Oxymorons:
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
09. Definite maybe
08. Pretty ugly
07. Twelve-ounce pound cake
06. Diet ice cream
05. Rap music
04. Working vacation
03. Exact estimate
02. Religious tolerance
And the Number one top Oxy-Moron:
01. Microsoft Works
8 comments:
LOL!!!
Another is 'artificial intelligence'
I use certain politicians and their followers as examples of it.
01. Microsoft Works - Sometimes! Ha Ha!
I Loved them all but #1 has to be my fav,lol :)
Excellent! the only one I would query is 28 which remembering the museums I visited way back - seems a bit harsh.
I've always loved these and my favorite is "exact estimates".
Yes, and as soon as I hit the comment button, I got the message:"Whoops! Something happened..."
I have been guilty of too many of those. Seeing them like that makes one realize how contrary the statements are.
#1 cracked me up also.
How about baby talk..... since they can't.
These are too funny and too true.
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