Tuesday, June 15

Words of Wisdom

It 's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

When blonds have more fun do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an
amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES; USE BIRTH
CONTROL.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill
something.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you ... Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people
every day.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL
STUPIDITY.

"You know why a banana is like a politician?
First he's green, then he turns yellow, and then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR
drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

13 comments:

Jay Simser said...

I stole these. Going to use them on Friday. Thanks.j

LL Cool Joe said...

Great list!

Arkansas Patti said...

I just love them. I'd pick a favorite but it would be replaced by the next one. Guess they are all favorites.

Tabor said...

Where do you find these? All were knew to me.

John said...

Love those! Truer words were never spoken!

Olga said...

There are some pearls in this list!

srp said...

I see the "artificial intelligence" one is in capital letters... your favorite? I think it is mine too.

Granny Annie said...

All good but first and last were the best.

tiff said...

:)

Pat said...

I do like a bit of wit on a Tuesday. Thanks Judy;)

Joy Des Jardins said...

I can't even pick a favorite...there are just too many. What a great list....wise, very wise. Thanks Judy.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Thse are ALL Wonderful! I think I like that last one, best! And I wish Politicians would wear uniforms, too....Wouldn't it be great to know who puts up the money?

sage said...

I like the old pictures and an interesting list of wisdom