You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
When blonds have more fun do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES; USE BIRTH
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you ... Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL
"You know why a banana is like a politician?
First he's green, then he turns yellow, and then he's rotten."
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR
drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."