Wednesday, February 10

The Restaurant


A group of 45-year-old guys discusses where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at the Kelly's Restaurant because the waitresses have low-cut blouses and nice breasts.
10 years later, at age 55, the group agrees to meet at Kelly's because the food is good and the wine selection is excellent.
10 years later, at age 65, the group agrees to meet at Kelly's because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.
10 years later, at age 75, the group agrees to meet at Kelly's because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they have an elevator.
10 years later, at age 85, the group agrees to meet at Kelly's because they have never been there before.

21 comments:

Betty said...

Now, that's funny. By the way, Alibris has many copies of Boners, if you want to replace yours. The have apparently been re-released, and some don't have Dr. Seuss's name on them. I don't know if they have any first editions or rare copies. Just thought you might like to know.

Looking to the Stars said...

LOL, this was great, I loved it :)

Tardevil said...

Funny...I know some guys who will resemble that some day!

Gilly said...

Getting old ain't no fun!!!

Pat said...

You mean to say that soon I'll forget I've ever been to our favourite Italian? But I have the photos.

Arkansas Patti said...

Oh good grief, now I am able to relate to an 85 year old man. Yikes.
Very funny, I think.

Star said...

That is funny. Unfortunately it would be funnier it it wasn't so accurate. I needed the laugh because it's snowing again! On top of Saturday's 28 inches.

tiff said...

How nice to have such lod friends! :)

(word verification: "confushe"!)

Lynn said...

That's funny and about right. :)

Granny Annie said...

Rated "E" for Excellent! I'm still laughing.

Ginnie said...

You've done it again! That was so funny ... and so true.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Hahaha! Excellent!

Kay Dennison said...

LOL Excellent!!!!

oklhdan said...

Love It! That is too funny! How our priorities change and how our memories fade.......:)

robin andrea said...

That made me laugh out loud. A very good way to start the day.

Grannymar said...

Lovely! I must pass that on to a few old men I know! Just so they know whats ahead!

spb said...

loved it and didn't see the end coming lol!

Joy Des Jardins said...

Unfortunately....that's funny. ~Joy

jeanmac said...

Oh, so true:)

Travelin'Oma said...

Shoot. I was going to say something . . . I'm sorry. I forgot.

Peter said...

That's 5 very good reasons to eat at Kelly Restaurant.