Yes, it's that magical time of year when the
sent me this email left out # 1. Shouldn’t he
finger in a meat cutting machine and
submitted a claim to his insurance company.
The company expecting negligence sent out
one of its men to have a look for himself.
He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.
The chef's claim was approved.
clear a space for his car during a blizzard in
woman had taken the space. Understandably,
he shot her.
4. An American teenager was in the hospital
recovering from serious head wounds received
from an oncoming train. When asked how he
received the injuries, the lad told police that
he was simply trying to see how close he could
get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
$20 bill on the counter, and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the
register, which the clerk promptly provided.
The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total
amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15.
[If someone points a gun at you and gives you
money, is a crime committed?]
badly so he decided he'd throw a cinder block
through a liquor store window, grab some
booze and run. So he lifted the cinder block
and heaved it over his head at the window.
The cinder block hit the window, bounced
back hitting the would-be thief on the head and
knocking him unconscious. The liquor store
window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event
was caught on the stores CCTV.
man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called
911 immediately, and the woman was able to give
them a detailed description of the snatcher.
Within minutes, the police apprehended the thief.
They put him in the patrol car and drove him back
to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car
and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he
replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I
stole the purse from."
man walked into a Burger King in
at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The
clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without a food order. When
the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said that these
weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated,
walked away again. - THIS WAS AWARDED THE
5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER
from a motor home parked on a
he got much more than he bargained for. Police
arrived at the scene to find a very sick man
curled up next to a motor home near vomit
and spilled sewage. A police spokesman said
that the man had admitted to trying to steal
gasoline, but he pushed his siphon hose into
the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The
owner of the vehicle declined to press charges
saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
Remember.... They walk among us and they breed.
Thursday, January 14
Posted by kenju at 12:01 AM