Saturday, October 3

The Down-side to Advice Columns


Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two
women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave
their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on
my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby
I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through
mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex
to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and
he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

(Remember, these people can vote!)


John said...

Thank you for that very funny post! It put a smile on my face, probably for the first time today! good stuff!

Peter said...

Love 'em all Judy.

Shiny Rod said...

"I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?"

I think I sent that one in...LOL

Thanks Judy.

Arkansas Patti said...

I knew there had to be perks to listening to people gripe about their lives. Too funny. Loved not realizing a guy was a drunk till she saw him sober.

Granny Annie said...

Great entertainment for a Saturday!

bobbie said...

These are so good, Judy! Started my day on a cheery note.

Tabor said...

Ha ha ha...great chuckles all of them, but I hope that they are not anywhere true!

Pat said...

Those are priceless - and new to; me although my memory isn't what it was:)
Just for you - and Kim - I've put a photo up of Plaza nylons and me.

Buzzardbilly said...

I had never seen any of those, but they're all hilarious! There's an author whose last name is Lederer if memory serves. He writes about English and is a professor. He uses real-life examples from things students have turned in that make no sense whatsoever. They're hilarious books. These remind me of those.

Ginnie said...

I really enjoyed these, Judy. Especially the one about the sober husband. I think I'll use that in my next AA newsletter !

JeanMac said...

Oh, gosh, I needed these, Judy!

Darlene said...

What a hoot! I love the stupid things people say; I feel so much smarter after I read them. '-)

Greta said...

I'm ending my day with a laugh!

Grannymar said...

I bet they get some great laughs in that office!

Rummuser said...

It is difficult to stop laughing. It is a riot. Thanks for doing that to me.