Sunday, August 2

Words for Women

Another email goodie!

Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!

1. Aspire to be Barbie - she has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit! (I LOVE THIS!)

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Please go here to read an excellent post (the July 31st segment; especially if you tend to hold grudges!)


Barbara(aka Layla) said...

I love these! Haha, great ones. Also love your bright yellow background

Grannymar said...

Some beauties there Judy!

Nancy said...

. "Aspire to be Barbie - she has everything."

Someone told me that the Ken was $8.99 and Barbie was $49.99. Why?
Because since the divorce, Barbie has all Ken's stuff.

rosemary said...

My late sister in law had #2 as a license plate holder. A little raunchy, but someone left a comment for me after I posted about my daughter....chin up t!ts out!!!

Tabor said...

This list is particularly appealing...I think I will have to needlework #8 will I am doing #3.

themom said...

#4 and $9 - WORK FOR ME!!!

PI said...

No PMS no more - just normal grumpiness:)

Maria said...

Loved these and when I find a shoe that fits comfortably, I do buy it in every color.

Carmi said...

I smiled the whole way through, Judy. No one zeroes in on the best of these more effectively than you. I'm so glad you continue to share, as they continue to bring joy.

Shiny Rod said...

I firmly have to disagree with #12, but thats a single man's perspective.