The stateliest building man can raise is the ivy's food at last.
Charles Dickens, novelist (1812-1870)
A man and his wife, moved back home to WV, from Ohio.
The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Ohio
cost them $2000. per year !
When they arrived in WV, they went to an insurance agency to
see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in
WV to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Ohio !
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple
and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says:
Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it,
You just have to know how to describe it.