These little guys seemed stunned when I took them out of the skimmer, having spun around in there for Lord knows how long. They sat in that spot for hours before moving on. Unfortunately, the one on the right jumped back into the pool, and I found him the next morning, dead. He should have listened to me when I told them to go back into the woods.
*******
You know those little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by:
:-)
: -(
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out
Of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Got any you might add to the list?
29 comments:
Frogs and water. Sometimes I have to believe that they should just say "no."
I've heard frogs bring good luck ...you must be very lucky, as many frogs as you have!
Those assicons were hilarious!
If there weren't enough things to worry about, assicons. ROTFLMAO
I wish you hadn't told me those naughty ones. I may be tempted to use them.
I love those assicons, I think I know somebody to suit each one! ;)
I think that frog was a (_zzz_)!!
How about (o)? I'll let you fill in the word yourself. Trying to be polite!
Or )!( That's bass awkwards
Greta: )!( I love it!!
I've been a real ass and not posted anything new on my blog lately. Nose is still bugging me and making me too irritable to have anything worthwhile to say. But I like your poor dumb frogs.
Poor little frogs. I'm going to try to incorporate the assicons in all my emails and forwards. Hahaha!! Thanks.
I think there are many times I could use an assicon!
Poor little froggies.
I LOVE the assicons!
You can do another post with these if you want to Judy.
Sad
(;-) Wink
(:=o Surprise
(:=0 Big Surprise
(:.( Crying
(:-P Sticking Tongue Out
(:-*) Want A Kiss?
(8) ) Amazed
(;-)~ Drooling
(:-& Tongue Tied
(:-@ Screaming
(::-) Wearing Glasses
(:-} Naughty Grin
(:-{ Frown
(::={ Annoyed
“Breasticons”
Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)
Poor froggy. Wonder why he just had to get back into the skimmer?
Those are very funny assicons. I like Greta's additions too!
I had no idea a frog could drown. That's just sad.
Judy ,
Loved the Assicons:
How about (JACK) !!!
Hahahahaha. Wow, that was awesome. I couldn't have imagined anyone coming up with more "cons"!
Poor little frog, but he had choices and he simply didn't make the right one.
Kenju, Greta, Peter--Oh, my gawd!! Wunderbar!
Cop Car
OK...dead frogs and asses...perfect post!
Assicons... funny! I use the :-) one all the time. I like the smiley message it sends.
How about this one: ( $I$ )
I made it up to stand for Golden Hiney.
I know it's dumb, but it's all I could come up with.
:-)
:-)
:-)
:-)
I feel sorry for that poor froggie.
:-( That's a sad face to express my sadness.
Kenju Those "smiley butts" are a riot.
Aw! poor froggies! I love those assicons though! What a hoot!
Poor little froggy. It's too bad they can't stay out of the pool.
LOL, LOL....Very very clever...I've not seen these before!
Love the assicons Judy....a hoot! Poor little froggies.
And...leave it to Peter to come up with those Breasticons...bad, bad Aussie-boy.
(_9_) asinine
Lazy ass (_)
A nosey ass? (_j_)
Hey, the nosey ass looks better when the font is what is used when you're writing the comment, which is different from the font that's used for the posted comment!
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