Wednesday, August 5

Tiny Frogs and Emoticons

These little guys seemed stunned when I took them out of the skimmer, having spun around in there for Lord knows how long. They sat in that spot for hours before moving on. Unfortunately, the one on the right jumped back into the pool, and I found him the next morning, dead. He should have listened to me when I told them to go back into the woods.


You know those little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by:


: -(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out
Of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Got any you might add to the list?


utenzi said...

Frogs and water. Sometimes I have to believe that they should just say "no."

John said...

I've heard frogs bring good luck must be very lucky, as many frogs as you have!

Those assicons were hilarious!

Shiny Rod said...

If there weren't enough things to worry about, assicons. ROTFLMAO

PI said...

I wish you hadn't told me those naughty ones. I may be tempted to use them.

Grannymar said...

I love those assicons, I think I know somebody to suit each one! ;)

I think that frog was a (_zzz_)!!

Greta said...

How about (o)? I'll let you fill in the word yourself. Trying to be polite!

Or )!( That's bass awkwards

kenju said...

Greta: )!( I love it!!

amarkonmywall said...

I've been a real ass and not posted anything new on my blog lately. Nose is still bugging me and making me too irritable to have anything worthwhile to say. But I like your poor dumb frogs.

themom said...

Poor little frogs. I'm going to try to incorporate the assicons in all my emails and forwards. Hahaha!! Thanks.

Bob-kat said...

I think there are many times I could use an assicon!

bobbie said...

Poor little froggies.

I LOVE the assicons!

Peter said...

You can do another post with these if you want to Judy.

 Sad

(;-) Wink

(:=o Surprise

(:=0 Big Surprise

(:.( Crying

(:-P Sticking Tongue Out

(:-*) Want A Kiss?

(8) ) Amazed

(;-)~ Drooling

(:-& Tongue Tied

(:-@ Screaming

(::-) Wearing Glasses

(:-} Naughty Grin

(:-{ Frown

(::={ Annoyed


Perfect breasts (o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )

Perky breasts (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts (@)(@)

A cups o o

D cups { O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts (oYo)

Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts (o)(O)

Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts | o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

robin andrea said...

Poor froggy. Wonder why he just had to get back into the skimmer?

Those are very funny assicons. I like Greta's additions too!

tiff said...

I had no idea a frog could drown. That's just sad.

Nancy said...

Judy ,

Loved the Assicons:

How about (JACK) !!!

Ruth said...

Hahahahaha. Wow, that was awesome. I couldn't have imagined anyone coming up with more "cons"!

Maria said...

Poor little frog, but he had choices and he simply didn't make the right one.

Anonymous said...

Kenju, Greta, Peter--Oh, my gawd!! Wunderbar!
Cop Car

rosemary said...

OK...dead frogs and asses...perfect post!

Jamie Dawn said...

Assicons... funny! I use the :-) one all the time. I like the smiley message it sends.
How about this one: ( $I$ )
I made it up to stand for Golden Hiney.
I know it's dumb, but it's all I could come up with.





I feel sorry for that poor froggie.

:-( That's a sad face to express my sadness.

Chancy said...

Kenju Those "smiley butts" are a riot.

Sylvia K said...

Aw! poor froggies! I love those assicons though! What a hoot!

Beverly said...

Poor little froggy. It's too bad they can't stay out of the pool.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL....Very very clever...I've not seen these before!

Joy Des Jardins said...

Love the assicons Judy....a hoot! Poor little froggies.

And...leave it to Peter to come up with those Breasticons...bad, bad Aussie-boy.

femail doc said...

(_9_) asinine

Lolly said...

Lazy ass (_)

Lolly said...

A nosey ass? (_j_)

Lolly said...

Hey, the nosey ass looks better when the font is what is used when you're writing the comment, which is different from the font that's used for the posted comment!