A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD*

* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. * A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. * Practice safe eating - always use condiments. * Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. * I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded. * If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? * Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. * A hangover is the wrath of grapes. * Corduroy pillows are making headlines. * Sea captains don't like crew cuts. * A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. * A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. * Without geometry, life is pointless. * When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. * Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. * When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.