Sunday, March 8


* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

* I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded.

* If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean
that morality comes from morons?

* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

* A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

* Without geometry, life is pointless.

* When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your

* Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.


Peter said...

always use condiments.

Ha ha ha

I found the reactions widget, but it won't load on my blog!!!

Olive's Granddaughter said...

I love word plays of any sort. . .the punnier the better!

Farrago said...

When I was leaving after my workout thismorning, George The Personal Trainer laid a bunch of shoe manufacturer puns on me: saying good-nye, he called out to me "Adidas! (Adios)" "Hurr-Reebok!" and something with Nike.

I countered with, "I look forward to coming back so we can Converse again, but right now I gotta make Trax."

Oh... and my ass and legs are killing me.

PI said...

Brilliant - everyone a winner.
I always remember with fondness a little Welsh shopkeeper who was waiting patiently whilst my friend was making her mind up as to which preserve she would have.

'Take your time Mrs Young - it's immature to me,'he said

srp said...

Yes, I read Vicki's post... Hoss will be greatly missed.

As to these.... I might have to take a few of them to the Sunday School class... they are always looking for something funny to start the day with.

This springing forward really IS much harder than falling backward. Could sure use that extra hour this morning! YAWN!

Arkansas Patti said...

Sorry, kind of reeling from what srp said. Checked out Vicki's post and it confirmed what I was so afraid of. I'll miss that very original man.

Tabor said...

Gee. I just visited Hoss yesterday hoping to see his new post back up. I am very sad and shocked and wondering how I did not know. Gee....

bobbie said...

These are REALLY funny!

Granny Annie said...

Should we hang our heads in shame that we find these puns so very knee-slapping funny!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Thanks for the giggle this morning!

Bob-kat said...

I love word play :) These were great!

Ginnie said...

...and an optimists blood type is always B-positive.

whimsical brainpan said...

These are great! I love puns. My favorite one here is: "When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination."

rosemary said...

Love them....the safe eating is great.

Darlene said...

Very funny. I love them.

Beverly said...

I love puns. I posted one on my blog once, and someone commented that it was the lowest form of humor. I guess I enjoy the low forms...I wish I were clever enough to think of some myself.

colleen said...

Language is just the most fun!