Only once, huh.....Maybe you shoulda' stayed there.
I wonder what it was doing at the time? Robbing a bank? Jamming a parking meter? Turning a screw?
EW. I hope it wasn't, uh, you know..... used.
So, the duck refused medical treatment? I wonder how they knew?
Somebody had a bad monilia problem, huh? I've always wanted anti-fungal cream for my birthday. (no, no, just kidding.)
Duh, again. Seems odd they'd have to go to a senior vice president for the answer to this question......LOL
Wonder why he didn't notice it sooner?
I'd sure like to see that.
That's just wrong. Doesn't Arnie have better things to do?
Hey, Grady, we have a good deal for you!
Darn, I bet they took all the white meat. And such a bargain!
Oh, well, if the smell is slight......we'll take it. (not)