Tuesday, March 3

ARE THEY SERIOUS???

Maybe tidbits like these are part of the reason why newspapers are becoming obsolete.... (A friend sent these in email.)



Only once, huh.....Maybe you shoulda' stayed there.


I wonder what it was doing at the time? Robbing a bank? Jamming a parking meter? Turning a screw?


EW. I hope it wasn't, uh, you know..... used.


Duh!


So, the duck refused medical treatment? I wonder how they knew?


Somebody had a bad monilia problem, huh? I've always wanted anti-fungal cream for my birthday. (no, no, just kidding.)


Duh, again. Seems odd they'd have to go to a senior vice president for the answer to this question......LOL


Wonder why he didn't notice it sooner?



I'd sure like to see that.


That's just wrong. Doesn't Arnie have better things to do?



Hey, Grady, we have a good deal for you!



Darn, I bet they took all the white meat. And such a bargain!


Oh, well, if the smell is slight......we'll take it. (not)

20 comments:

Peter said...

Just could be why newspapers are on the outer Judy, loved the lemon structures below.
Where did you come by the "reaction" widget? great idea although not getting used as much as I would have thought.

Gilly said...

Made me laugh!! You do wonder about some people, don't you???

Star said...

Hi judy. I was way all weekend and am just catching up. I think I will pick up hat book. It sounds like a good read. An the lemon festival is amazing. I had never heard of it. You always post such interesting stuff.

Carolyn said...

Well.... some days I feel like I must've answered that "time" ad and never made it back...

The Duck refused treatment eh? Sounds like that AFLAK Duck let his insurance expire!

A partly eaten turkey? I love your answer!! LMAO!

These are so great Judy :D

Anonymous said...

So, the duck refused treatment, did he?

I guess he didn't want to be bothered with all those quacks!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

On the mattress, haven't those sellers heard of "F*breze"?

Arkansas Patti said...

Too funny, Great way to start the morning. I agree with Peter about the reaction widget, I use it and think it would be a wonderful tool for lurkers.

Beverly said...

Oh, those are great! Sounds like Jay Leno on Monday nights with his headlines.

utenzi said...

That's a funny group of clippings, Judy.

Blonde Goddess said...

Those are all priceless. I will laugh about those all day!

barbie2be said...

those are hysterical. i almost spit coffee on my monitor i was laughing so hard.

oklhdan said...

Those were so funny! Thanks....I really needed a chuckle today!

Anonymous said...

Listen, Judy. If you don't want the mattress, could you please get me the number?

tiff said...

The mattress one is...disgusting. :P

Granny Annie said...

Oh Judy, reading your blog today is the biggest treat for me. I finally have adequate internet connection to display blogs and to easily post my comments. My life, as I have known it, is forever changed. Loved these great clips so much! WhooHoo!

whimsical brainpan said...

Those were great!

I want to contact the first guy just because I am curious.

And how big is that guy's butt that he could hide 15 bags of crack?

Sheri said...

The last one makes me queasy! Yuck, who would put that in an ad!

Darlene said...

The crack in the butt reminded me of a story I heard about a little girl who had exasperated her mom until her mother lost it and spanked her. She was found in the bedroom looking at her bare butt in a full length mirror saying, "Now you've done it. You broke it."

I am sure she didn't have cocaine in the crack though. Ha Ha!

Anonymous said...

I'm very curious about the time travel and laughed at the but crack head. And also the duck.

Fran aka Redondowriter said...

These are hilarious.