Maybe they should paint them orange?
Now how'd he manage that (accidentally)??!!
Hmmmm.....I thought the Wright Brothers flew after 1900.
That's government for you!
And so is that!
I guess the last thing you expect to find in a mausoleum is caskets, huh?
Throw 'em out, why don'tcha? (The Court, not the Commandments)!!
That's nice of them.
Good Lord! That's the last thing a child should win!
Well, I should think so!
Now how'd he DO that???
The beach is HOT and HUMID!! But what did we expect in early September, huh? The last time we were here, I wrote about it on the blog, but I got the name wrong. It's Marriott's Grande Dunes (not Grande Isle), but it's as great as ever! Wsh you were here!
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Oh, I wish I were there, too! Love your post today, again.
Near where I lived in Utah, there was a town named Virgin. Supposedly, before I came, the newspaper ran a story about a celebration they were having with the headlines, "Virgin Plans Hot Time on Town Tonight" I'm sure their attendance was up that year.
Hahahaha! A nice way to wake up in the am!
Anna is right -- it's nice to wake up with laughter. Thanks Judy.
About the last headline. I think Jay Cronley meant for it to be funny. He's a great writer of satire.
Those are all so funny.
I am going to email them to my daughter, I know she'll love them.
Bear((( )))
Thank goodness for the Utah Poison Control Centre! LoL! These were great. Thanks for sharing!
That was better than Leno's Headline segment. :)
where oh where do you find these???
Reminds me of Johnny Carson and Jay Leno...
The statistic about teen age pregnancies is priceless.
Thanks for posting those. Now, I'll be sure not to drink poison!
G'day Judy, that missing army vehicle might be the same one they "sunk" in a deep hole while crossing the Jardine River in far north Queensland a few years ago.
OMg, too funny!!!
Unbelievable headlines!
~S
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