Sunday, September 14

Don't Believe Everything You Read!


Maybe they should paint them orange?


Now how'd he manage that (accidentally)??!!



Hmmmm.....I thought the Wright Brothers flew after 1900.


That's government for you!


And so is that!


I guess the last thing you expect to find in a mausoleum is caskets, huh?


Throw 'em out, why don'tcha? (The Court, not the Commandments)!!


That's nice of them.



Good Lord! That's the last thing a child should win!



Well, I should think so!



Now how'd he DO that???


The beach is HOT and HUMID!! But what did we expect in early September, huh? The last time we were here, I wrote about it on the blog, but I got the name wrong. It's Marriott's Grande Dunes (not Grande Isle), but it's as great as ever! Wsh you were here!

13 comments:

JeanMac said...

Oh, I wish I were there, too! Love your post today, again.

sage said...

Near where I lived in Utah, there was a town named Virgin. Supposedly, before I came, the newspaper ran a story about a celebration they were having with the headlines, "Virgin Plans Hot Time on Town Tonight" I'm sure their attendance was up that year.

Anna said...

Hahahaha! A nice way to wake up in the am!

Granny Annie said...

Anna is right -- it's nice to wake up with laughter. Thanks Judy.

About the last headline. I think Jay Cronley meant for it to be funny. He's a great writer of satire.

Bear Naked said...

Those are all so funny.
I am going to email them to my daughter, I know she'll love them.

Bear((( )))

Bob-kat said...

Thank goodness for the Utah Poison Control Centre! LoL! These were great. Thanks for sharing!

No_Newz said...

That was better than Leno's Headline segment. :)

Beverly said...

where oh where do you find these???
Reminds me of Johnny Carson and Jay Leno...

Ginnie said...

The statistic about teen age pregnancies is priceless.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Thanks for posting those. Now, I'll be sure not to drink poison!

Peter said...

G'day Judy, that missing army vehicle might be the same one they "sunk" in a deep hole while crossing the Jardine River in far north Queensland a few years ago.

moon said...

OMg, too funny!!!

Shephard said...

Unbelievable headlines!
~S