Warning: don't scroll down if you are easily offended.I got all these in email, but they have been stolen from Engr*sh.com. Enjoy!
If it looks like squirrel, I don't think I want any.
Which one will you be? Crippie or gravid?
Did you have robster for Thanksgiving dinner?
It's a good idea to have a separate entrance for a ho, don't you think?
Sounds better than canned water, I guess.
Now you just scurry off to another place to die! We can have bodies littering up this spot, no sirree!
Have you ever suffered from "horrifying of highness?" I avoid drop-off from my hand at all times.
I say we call the police on 'em.
Turd baby? The small ones are so much better, right?
Crap your hands? EW!
Strange-taste? You betcha!
That should be on most signs for women's clothing nowadays!
Do testes make your heart tinkle? Then you got a problem!
Was this sign in a bathroom? Egad!
Probably can't die here either.
Now there's a suggestion for you.
Yummmmmm, braised dork is my menu choice!
It will be when you chew it!