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I got all these in email, but they have been stolen from Engr*sh.com. Enjoy!If it looks like squirrel, I don't think I want any.
Which one will you be? Crippie or gravid?
Did you have robster for Thanksgiving dinner?
It's a good idea to have a separate entrance for a ho, don't you think?
Sounds better than canned water, I guess.
Now you just scurry off to another place to die! We can have bodies littering up this spot, no sirree!
Have you ever suffered from "horrifying of highness?" I avoid drop-off from my hand at all times.
I say we call the police on 'em.
Turd baby? The small ones are so much better, right?
Crap your hands? EW!
Strange-taste? You betcha!
That should be on most signs for women's clothing nowadays!
Do testes make your heart tinkle? Then you got a problem!
Was this sign in a bathroom? Egad!
Probably can't die here either.
Now there's a suggestion for you.
Yummmmmm, braised dork is my menu choice!
It will be when you chew it!
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LOL! I think the turd baby is my favorite :)
Why, I recently dated a braised dork
LMAO! *snort*!
Oh my, those are so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Rich and I are rolling around on the bed laughing- it's all the funnier in light of his work efforts around the Olympics. I think visitors are in for a f--king lovely time. Just hope they don't get sick on the turd babies.
I wonder if other countries have websites like this about our interpretations of their language.
Michele sent me. :-)
I love the London shots. One of the funniest stores I have ever seen in the world was in London...it was a handbag boutique called "Eat My Handbag Bitch..."
I was stunned when I saw it and then John and I couldn't stop laughing.
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Too funny. Mark sent a picture of his bottled drink -"Sweat" - I think it actually was Pro-Sweat- his comment was, "The name needs some work!"
If anyone is offended, they need to get a life.Thanks for the laugh.
These are hilarious, Kenju. I love how words get all twisted in translation between languages. Wouldn't you think they'd have somebody check it all out before using?
LOL so hard my sides hurt!
I would never want to die where I wasn't welcome!
Judy, you selected some great ones! I love engrish.com. Have you seen the handicapped parking labeled RESERVED FOR THE DEFORMED. I believe that is for the China Olympics.
Judy,
I was in back of a Japanese man at the foreign money exchange at my bank. The conversation went like this.
Japanese man " Why you only give me $50.00 for my Yen? Yesterday you gave me $60.00 for same Yen."
Clerk " Fluctuations."
Japanese man: "Well fluck you Amelicans,too."
I love twisted translations. In Spanish speaking countries, it is said that the Chevy Nova didn't sell well. "No va" means "It doesn't go". LOL.
I know I get very crippie and gravid when I can't find the HO entrance!
These are unreal? For real? You know who sent me. Michele!
LOL< LOL...These are priceless...!
I'll take One Dork, please, and maybe a Turd, too! LOL!
Oh my, I may never look at a Chineese restaurant the same again, lol! I do think I'll open a "f-ing lovely" dress shop though ;-D
P.S. My kitchen slideshow is finally posted!
My favorite is the dress shop LOL
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Very funny!
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