Thursday, June 26

Another email series...

Warning: don't scroll down if you are easily offended.
I got all these in email, but they have been stolen from Engr* Enjoy!
If it looks like squirrel, I don't think I want any.

Which one will you be? Crippie or gravid?

Did you have robster for Thanksgiving dinner?

It's a good idea to have a separate entrance for a ho, don't you think?

Sounds better than canned water, I guess.

Now you just scurry off to another place to die! We can have bodies littering up this spot, no sirree!

Have you ever suffered from "horrifying of highness?" I avoid drop-off from my hand at all times.

I say we call the police on 'em.

Turd baby? The small ones are so much better, right?

Crap your hands? EW!

Strange-taste? You betcha!

That should be on most signs for women's clothing nowadays!

Do testes make your heart tinkle? Then you got a problem!

Was this sign in a bathroom? Egad!

Probably can't die here either.

Now there's a suggestion for you.

Yummmmmm, braised dork is my menu choice!

It will be when you chew it!


Mahala said...

LOL! I think the turd baby is my favorite :) said...

Why, I recently dated a braised dork

Seamus said...

LMAO! *snort*!

Beverly said...

Oh my, those are so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

vicki said...

Rich and I are rolling around on the bed laughing- it's all the funnier in light of his work efforts around the Olympics. I think visitors are in for a f--king lovely time. Just hope they don't get sick on the turd babies.


I wonder if other countries have websites like this about our interpretations of their language.

Michele sent me. :-)

Anna said...

I love the London shots. One of the funniest stores I have ever seen in the world was in was a handbag boutique called "Eat My Handbag Bitch..."

I was stunned when I saw it and then John and I couldn't stop laughing.


JeanMac said...

Too funny. Mark sent a picture of his bottled drink -"Sweat" - I think it actually was Pro-Sweat- his comment was, "The name needs some work!"
If anyone is offended, they need to get a life.Thanks for the laugh.

joared said...

These are hilarious, Kenju. I love how words get all twisted in translation between languages. Wouldn't you think they'd have somebody check it all out before using?

whimsical brainpan said...

LOL so hard my sides hurt!

TravelinOma said...

I would never want to die where I wasn't welcome!

Granny Annie said...

Judy, you selected some great ones! I love Have you seen the handicapped parking labeled RESERVED FOR THE DEFORMED. I believe that is for the China Olympics.

Nancy said...


I was in back of a Japanese man at the foreign money exchange at my bank. The conversation went like this.

Japanese man " Why you only give me $50.00 for my Yen? Yesterday you gave me $60.00 for same Yen."

Clerk " Fluctuations."

Japanese man: "Well fluck you Amelicans,too."

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I love twisted translations. In Spanish speaking countries, it is said that the Chevy Nova didn't sell well. "No va" means "It doesn't go". LOL.

Dianne said...

I know I get very crippie and gravid when I can't find the HO entrance!

colleen said...

These are unreal? For real? You know who sent me. Michele!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL< LOL...These are priceless...!
I'll take One Dork, please, and maybe a Turd, too! LOL!

CAROLYN said...

Oh my, I may never look at a Chineese restaurant the same again, lol! I do think I'll open a "f-ing lovely" dress shop though ;-D

P.S. My kitchen slideshow is finally posted!

Rue said...

My favorite is the dress shop LOL


Shephard said...

Very funny!