Sunday, December 16

Observations...

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.



Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.



Behind every successful man, is a surprised mother-in-law.



Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.



Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.



Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



You're not a complete idiot, there're still some parts missing.



Forgive your enemies but remember their names.


(You know I didn't write these either, don't you? )

11 comments:

Bubblehead said...

Good fun. Like to see some fun stuff on the weekends. Thanks.

Here from Michele...

grannymar said...

Kenju you may not have written them but they are still worth sharing.

I hope you are winding down for the holiday.

ET said...

I liked the first two and the one about alcohol and milk the best.

Seamus said...

I'm a complete idiot - I found the last piece this morning! LOL!

Farrago said...

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."

Too funny! Reminds me of my favorite alcohol quote, by the inimitable Homer Simpson:

"Ah, alcohol: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"

Minerva said...

Love them!

Minerva

Joy Des Jardins said...

I love these Judy...always fun to read this stuff. Thanks.

moon said...

LOL, those are great. Gave me and everyone else some good laughs lol. HOpe you are doing well.

Carmi said...

I know you didn't write them, Judy, but I treasure your ability to share the snippets that always manage to make me think and smile.

gemma said...

Where do you get this stuff? I love it by the way.

Mar said...

I love them all! great fun to read (and to e-mail to friends!)
Michele sent me your way, kenju, because I had missed this post :)