If I sat here for weeks and tried to think of combinations to make you laugh, I couldn't come up with the likes of these! My apologies to the real people behind the announcements, but darn it all, didn't you think about this before you got engaged?
I have, as some of you know, a collection of funny and odd names that I have been amassing for almost 40 years. I have an announcement of a woman named Truly Gold, who married Cary S. Boring - so now she is Truly Boring!
Then there was one from Beverly Hills, CA: Chandler Louise Cooke married Patrick Chandler - so she's Chandler Chandler. I wonder what clerks say when she has to give her name?
A few others in my collection are: Shannon Lay Offut and Melissa Getzoff Daly.
And for those who ask, they came in an email from an old friend!