Yesterday as I drove to work, I was tooling along in the center lane of a 5 lane highway, going about 69 mph in a 65 mph zone. I wasn't in any particular hurry. In my rear-view mirror, I spied a car gaining on me fast and as he almost reached my bumper, he made a big show of gunning his engine to at least 85 and sped out to the left around me as if I were the turtle to his hare.
"Where is a cop when you need one," I thought. I had already seen two State Police cars and I figured that was enough within a five mile area. However, I was thrilled to see - some two miles down the road - the flashing blue lights on the side of the road behind the idiot who passed me with such fury. "There IS a God" is the first thing that passed through my mind and then as I passed the two vehicles, I spotted his license plate.....it was "Zoomie." Serves him right!