2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.
9 comments:
I love it!!!
That is awesome!!
A friend like that is good to know, apart from when you are ill. :D
Aww, I just love each of those and could relate to many of them. Kind of tough love but reliable love.
Hope Earl stays away from you all. Be safe.
Just plain hilarious. Best way to start the morning with a laugh. Thanks.
Don't you just hate... "whining"?
Meanwhile here, waiting for the hurricane. It is hard to know what to do.... forecast changes from 30 mph winds and a tenth of an inch of rain to over 45 mph winds and two inches of rain and back again.
Good information... do I have any good friends? :)
Great list. Some funny and some not, but all are good.
LOL, this was great!! It made my day! Thanks :)
This is great !
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