Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls asleep on the couch.
(or in my case, in the recliner)
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There isn't enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They're the only ones who have the time..
Question: What's the common term for someone who
continues to work and refuses to retire?
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement,
attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.(In view of my post about my daughter's closet
earlier this week, I couldn't resist posting this!)
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .
Question: What's the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never-ending coffee break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to
school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one can call your parents. (And you
don't have to take tests if you audit!)
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,
but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He's too
polite to tell the whole truth.
Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday; Nothing.
Saturday & Sunday I rest.