Wednesday, March 3


Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls asleep on the couch.
(or in my case, in the recliner)

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a
light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

Answer: There isn't enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?

Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They're the only ones who have the time..

Question: What's the common term for someone who
continues to work and refuses to retire?

Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement,
attic or garage?

Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.(In view of my post about my daughter's closet
earlier this week, I couldn't resist posting this!)

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

Answer: Normal .

Question: What's the best way to describe retirement?

Answer: The never-ending coffee break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to
school as a retiree?

Answer: If you cut classes, no one can call your parents. (And you
don't have to take tests if you audit!)

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,

but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He's too
polite to tell the whole truth.

Question: What do you do all week?

Answer: Monday through Friday; Nothing.
Saturday & Sunday I rest.


LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha very funny, but from the people I know that have retired they pack in more in a day than the people who work!

Pat said...

Cool Joe says 'they pack in more in a day than the people who work!'

And then we relax for a week:)

bobbie said...

This list is all so very true. I love it! The first item on it is what I have been experiencing quite often lately.

Granny Annie said...

This is right on and ain't it grand!

Lynn said...

So are you retiring?

Grannymar said...

Today I am retired and tired!

Seriously I love the idea of the never-ending coffee break.

robin andrea said...

It's so true. Retirement is a grand thing.

rosemary said...

Love all of them....I take advantage of my senior status every chance I get.