Sunday, December 20

I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

9 comments:

Palm Springs Savant said...

That was an interesting array of things there. I got a kick out them all for different reasons. Thanks for making me smile this AM

kenju said...

Sorry about the half sign. I can't fix it.

Kay Dennison said...

Funny!!!!!

Bob-kat said...

LoL! I had seen many of these befoer but they always make me smile. The hokey cokey one was new though :)

Jen said...

Everything's better with wine.

Peter said...

As usual Judy a well chosen selection.

Your "taste" is also good, Jamie Durie first came to fame here as a "dancer" with a group called Manpower, they specialized in female bachelor parties and the like... we got to see a lot of Jamie, if you catch my drift.
Suddenly he was guest spotting on all the outdoor reality shows eventually hosting his own show doing landscape gardening which is his chosen profession, your gain is our loss as he is very popular here.

Pat said...

I like those. You nearly got me with the Hokey Cokey one:)

colleen said...

Good ones! Smiling is a good way to start the day.

Dianne said...

I love the hokey pokey funeral!!! I saw it somewhere else and it makes me laugh every time

all of these are great