Yes, they are oldies, but they are still goodies!
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture most
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
Change is inevitable, except from vending
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in
the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
How much deeper would the ocean be without
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked
into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death,
Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
(OMG – YES!! To that one)
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a
jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn
your butt tomorrow.
Larry the Cable Guy is infinitely more funny and more profound on paper when selected by you! Really, like you should manage his act and get him to act like he's from Nebraska and use his real accent because those are some great things to say that a lot of folks don't listen to because of his schtick.
BB, there is some truth in those sayings, and a degree of intelligence not heretofore ascertained in Larry! LOL
Sometimes he is too gross but most of the time he is just funny and we love Larry.
We get many nights around hers:(
Never heard of him but some of those sayings are so true!
Larry is a great and clever philosopher!!!
Loved these! So true as well!
Very funny. I especially like the one about psychokinesis. Good laughs.
The jalapenos one is my fave!
I live by the "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now" concept.
Good sayings--he's pretty funny.
Those are really good. Lots of truth in those words.
Never heard any of them before (remember I live in the woods)They made me smile.
I like "Depression is just anger without the enthusiasm."
Omigosh, that made me laugh RIGHT OUT LOUD...!!!
these are good, some of them are greatit's a shame Larry is so difficult to watch or listen toI always want to clean his clothes, and get him a shirt with sleeves
LOL @ the second mouse.
I love the one about wondering if anyone cares...
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