The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind
the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked
"Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant
you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are
trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their
nannies and learned their childrens' names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught
sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on
There's a big wedding in my future this weekend, and I'll be pretty busy doing flowers for the next two days. I'll catch you when I can.