Tuesday, May 5

Oldies but Goodies

Happy Cinco de Mayo!



1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lie s At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag. *(remember, I didn't write these)

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.


Sorry about that.....LOL. This was a good post for a day when I was too busy to think of much else. I am working every day this week, including Saturday.

14 comments:

Travelin'Oma said...

Love the oldies.

Kay Dennison said...

Grooooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!! Love it!!!!!!

Grannymar said...

I loved them!

*note to self* NEVER use a recipe for Pea Soup on Food Monday! LOL

Arkansas Patti said...

Got to admit that I was partial to 14. My Dad was a marvelous cook and used that expression a lot. He made a mean pea soup.

bobbie said...

Another Cinco de Mayo fan! And a happy one to you.

Love these oldies!

PI said...

Love the polaroids. They are all great and mostly new to me.

rosemary said...

Love them all....as for the last post....stunning and how on earth do you stand that hunidity?

srp said...

These are just the right amount of fun and corny that one needs on a wet rainy day... thank goodness the temp is down so that I didn't have to add "oppressively sweltering" to that mix.

Darlene said...

Oh, Kenju, I am groaning with Kay. Tee Hee!

tiff said...

Pea soup! Hee!!

david mcmahon said...

The first two are my favourites. And as an Aussie, I have to agree with the one about the boomerang!

Star said...

I admit it. I laughed. Happy Cinco de Mayo to yu.

utenzi said...

You just missed my mentioning your name by a couple of minutes, Judy. I bought flowers via the Internet.

Happy May 5th to you too!

JeanMac said...

Hilarious!