Give it your best shot - in the comments, please.
(And no, I don't know who it is.)
If I ruled the world, kitchen and bathroom cabinets would always be high enough off the floor to allow a vacuum cleaner easy access right up to the shoe molding!!
If I ruled the world, every wall in the house would have 2 electrical outlets (minimum).
If I ruled the world, good coffee would be no more than $1 per cup, with unlimited refills!