Monday, January 12

Caption This! + If I Ruled the World...


Give it your best shot - in the comments, please.
(And no, I don't know who it is.)


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If I ruled the world, kitchen and bathroom cabinets would always be high enough off the floor to allow a vacuum cleaner easy access right up to the shoe molding!!

If I ruled the world, every wall in the house would have 2 electrical outlets (minimum).

If I ruled the world, good coffee would be no more than $1 per cup, with unlimited refills!

20 comments:

Farrago said...

"I'll show you yours if you show me mine!"

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

"They said I was to be in this play about Tulips! "

Do you remember when Coffee was
25 cents a cup And all the refulls you could drink? I wven remember when it was 10 cents a cup....!

Grannymar said...

I am a pretty little Dutch girl,
As pretty as I can be.
And all the boys in the neighborhood
Are crazy over me!

If I ruled the world....

Dust would be banned!

Granny Annie said...

If I ruled the world.....I would carefully pick and choose survivors:)

rauf said...

if i ruled the world, i would let every one rule, which will make this world more chaotic.

Arkansas Patti said...

Caption: Here I am all dressed up and Peter prefers to play at that darn Dam.

If I ruled the world----

Cruelty, anger and greed would be abolished.---Miss America hopeful

All dogs would be born house broken.---Ark Patti

Tabor said...

I don't want to wear this without a slip. OR I hate hand-me-downs!

If I ruled the world we would find a way to disagree without violence.

colleen said...

"First Holy Klu Klux Klan." Sorry if it's a little tasteless!

Marcy said...

CAPTION: "There's no place like huis." (huis = home in Dutch)

Anil P said...

I would probably travel all places without having to worry about where the money to do so would come from :)

utenzi said...

I'm going to depart from everyone else and declare that to be Little Red Riding Hood and no doubt she'd be saying "Where's Grandma?"

Carmi said...

If I hold it just so, I'll be able to fly.

If I ruled the world, children's bubbles would never burst.

db grin said...

"Thb thbcrt thu ith futhgg ith thu krggpa vrrbb varrbb... *spit* The secret to ice fishing is to keep the worms warm."

Oh, you can experience ruling the world in all those ways if you have a new house built. Easy peasy (heh).

We had a pair of coffees on our recent trip to NYC. $7 each.

Seamus said...

"If I just hadn't picked my nose..."

Peter said...

Sorry I haven't been aroud much lately Judy, if I ruled the world, there would be plenty of time for the things we want to do.

Lisa said...

and if I ruled the world there would be a mandatory one margarita drink minimum every day at 5:00. :)

I think we should definitely join forces. This country would have some happy people walking around.

PI said...

I was one of those sickening kids who used to do that with my dress because I didn't want to spill my cookie crumbs on the carpet. So:
'Please Mrs Kenju where can I empty my crumbs?'
Pass the sick bag please!

Mojo said...

"Can I go play now ma? There's a pickup game at the pond this afternoon and they need another winger!"

Laura said...

Actually, building codes in Florida specify a certain number of outlets per X# of feet, so you get a lot of them in every room. I just can't remember the exact numbers! LOL

If I ruled the world, it would be taboo to talk into your cell phone when in the presence of another human being!! ;)

Buffy said...

I'm notoriously bad at captions...but I love that hat.