Saturday, June 7

Project Blue + Girly Wisdom

For more Project Blue Posts, go see Anna!
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!



Anna said...

I love the last line of your post! And I am so glad you are looking for blue with all of us!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...These are ALL Good, Judy. Some I have seen before, but it was fun to see them again cause I had forgotten them...(Yes, I'm over 50, as you know...)

BEAUTIFUL Picture, my dear....I LOVE The Green with the Blue!

PI said...

Forget to eat? I'm more likely to forget to breath.

lom said...

I am numer 4

Weary Hag said...

These are terrific!

I figured women over 50 don't have babies because of gravity. I know... pretty disgusting. That's what you get before my tea in the morning.

The small-town thing? Oh yeah... oh yeah.

It's funny though. My body and my fat only just made friends about a year and a half ago and boy, it's murder to separate them!!!

Sue said...

Great stuff! I needed to laugh! As I get closer to 50, I'm seeing more and more of this in ME. Freaky, beacuse in my sould, I'm about 25...

Sue said...

BTW, Michele says hi!

Hale McKay said...

There's a lot of truths in those lines.

As for stealing Hillary-bashing pics from my posts - steal away! Where and how do you think I got them?

Jerry in Tampa said...

You sound EXACTLY like my wife!!! LOL! You have an awesome blog! Keep it up! Michele sent me - and I will be back!

Jerry in Tampa

JeanMac said...

I tried to choose a favorite but each one was so funny!

Ginnie said...

("The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.")

I wish I had the nerve to send that to a friend of mine, Judy, but I'm afraid it would ruin the friendship!

Nancy said...

Hey Judy,

I worked in a pharmacy for years and always wanted to mix LSD with the BIRTH CONTROL pills so I could take a trip without the kids.....

Beverly said...

I love those quotes! And I love your blue.

Jamie Dawn said...

Many things in my closet have shrunk, and now I know why. Just by hanging there for a long time, clothes just shrink. Whew! I thought I was gaining weight!!


That picture is really cool!

Paul Nichols said...

Beautiful Blue shot. Nice going.

AC said...

I'm #8, and #9. All good ones, Judy!

srp said...

They say you live longer if you laugh robustly each day.... yours did it for my daily dose of laughter..... these are great!