Tuesday, March 4



The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.


The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

24 comments:

ET said...

Judy,
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
That it so true it hurts me to laugh!

Kristi said...

LOL! Loved this!

Star said...

Love it! Going to share it.

bobbie said...

This is your best blog yet!!
You have to laugh - or you might cry.

BreadBox said...

Especially like the 7/8 scale model of his ego, and the undisclosed location complete with shooting gallery:-)


N.

Diane Mandy said...

HAHAHAHA! Very funny and so true!

Carolyn said...

This is so good! I'm stealing it from you ;D

Maribeth said...

ROFLMAO! Too, too funny!!!

Seamus said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! Do you think they'll have any books or just comics???

rosemary said...

and don't forget the cherry pitt display...an abstract of brains in this administration.

deborah wilson said...

lol!

Funny. And it's about to get funnier.....

Joy Des Jardins said...

Priceless....

The truth can be so funny...if it wasn't sad so often.

joared said...

Verrry funny! I laughed so hard I did cry, for more reasons than one.

moon said...

OMG THAT WAS JUST TOO FUNNY...!!!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL...This is GREAT, Judy....!

I wish it weren't true---BUT, it really is a true reflection of this most awful President in the History of The United States Of America!
Now, having said that...I hope you will come visit me in Gauntanimo...!

Thanks for this, my dear!

sage said...

Kenju, this is great--I will have to linke to it!

Peter said...

All caught up again Judy, please slow the posts down though... it takes a long time to read them all.

Dianne said...

this is brilliant! absolutely brilliant!!

Oh and the photo - is that an actual pic of Georgie taken the last time he read a book?

tiff said...

Hee!

Judy's a political blogger! Whee!

Nancy said...

Judy,

I heard recently that there was a flood in Texas and water got in the library at the G.W.Bush ranch and destroyed BOTH books.

President Bush was very upset about this, especially since he had not finished coloring them.

PI said...

I'm not even going to laugh as I am not a USA citizen and we have enough shame making areas of our own.

Awareness said...

That was GREAT! Funniest thing I've read in a long time!

and of course, there will be no books in the Library.....I hear he's not a fan of reading.

Diane said...

I love this!

Shephard said...

Ha ha, love it.
Say it with me... WORST president ever!

~S