Tuesday, March 11

For the Love of God.....

will someone please tell me what a prostitute can do that is worth $5000 per hour? Mr. kenju will not rest until he knows.

34 comments:

Grannymar said...

Judy just tell Mr Kenju to give you $5000 and you will show him! :D Better warm him it might be bad for his heart!! ;)

DMK said...

I've been wondering that myself. For that kind of jack I hope he's very very tired at the end of the session.

Rauf said...

Deputy TV Evangelist ?

Mahala said...

I agree with grannymar :)

Singing Bear said...

Fix my plumbing, wash the car, build an attic room and re-point the walls? This would be the very least I'd expect. She'd have to be very handy!

Changes in the wind said...

It is the question of the hour for sure.................

Nancy said...

Judy,

Just the opposite of the poor woman whose husband sent her out to "Sell her body" and who came back three days later all tired out and shabby looking, her clothes in rags.

Husband:"How much you make?"
Wife: $22.10
Husband:"$22.10? Who had the nerve to give you 10 cents?
Wife:" EVERYBODY,EVERYBODY"

Carletta said...

I read your question starting with "for the love of God" and you have rolling in my chair! I so love all the other comments too - you seem to have made everyone's day!

tiff said...

Quote Shakespeare while feeing him peeled grapes from a silver spoon? Model underwear made of live animals as he throws banana cream pies at her? Put both feet behind her head and mix cocktails with her toes?

Whatever it is, it's got to be at leas this good to be anywhere NEAR that kind of scratch.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Well, The Evil Twin wondered the same and I asked, "Have you looked at the dude? I'd charge that much just to have to see him naked, too." Blech.

PI said...

Judy- if I were you I make sure he never finds out. You have your hands full as it is.

Laura VSea said...

LOL!!!!! I'm shaking my head, too. ;)

If I had $5k to spare, I'd spend it on furniture.
(all the men on the planet just rolled their eyes....)

Seamus said...

Probably nothing more than a $50 hooker - just shedding more expensive clothes! LOL!

rennratt said...

My guess?

Pretty much everything.

Mar said...

I asked myself that question after reading the news too...!!!

Shephard said...

Paint your house?
~S

moon said...

Sadly, the kind of man that will pay that for a hooker..is usually , all be it rich..he is lonely, insecure and needs expensive arm candy to feel better about himself, probably has a penis one would need to see with the hubble telescope...drives a hummer (menapausal males vehicle) and needs be reasured of how good he is in bed......MONEY WELL EARNED IF U ASK ME !!!LOL

JeanMac said...

ha,ha,ha - let me knoe

Nepharia said...

Shoot, for that much money I would expect her to give me a kidney

Fran aka Redondowriter said...

A little bondage, S&M, following the Kama Sutra position by position? Pretending she is whoever he wants her to be, including a boy? Apparently these high priced prostitutes are like actors, male and female. They've got "it" all down pat and they play the role so well the john not only gets his jollies but he somehow feels comforted by his "mom" or a non-demanding wife.

I'll admit that I favor legal prostitution because the crime part of the world's oldest profession would become under better health jurisdiction--and the IRS would even get their share.

Power is definitely a real aphrodisiac. Look at all the trophy wives a lot of old guys have. Look at Bill Clinton, at JFK--and probably most other pols. The mayor of L.A. got caught in an affair and that reporter had been sleeping with two other highly placed pols before him.

$5000. Even in my advanced years I would swing naked from the ceiling on a feathered swing while doing dirty poetry slam style.

It's the hypocrisy of this man that gets me, not necessarily going to prostitutes. He probably hasn't done anything illegal, but his trustworthiness will forever be under suspicion. He should resign. His problems probably began with some of the big Wall Street players he took down. Somebody very rich probably paid somebody big bucks to start collecting the goods to retaliate--legally.

And there stands his wife and daughters. Sigh!

Beverly said...

I think if I knew the answer to that, I'd have an extra $5000. No, no, no, I'm kidding....lol.

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

I'm curious my own self.

rosemary said...

They can show off perky breasts, no stretch marks from having your children, relax because they do their job in bed, pay for a trainer but they won't do windows.

sage said...

Good question!

Anna said...

I can't tell you on this blog Judy...

Anna said...

What shepard commented was hilarious considering my dad just painted your house! Dont you think?

kenju said...

Hmmm....yes, Anna......but I didn't pay him $5k!!

Kay Dennison said...

Ohhhhhhhh my! I think Grannymar has the best idea, I suggest Saran Wrap a la Kathy Bates in "Fried Green Tomatoes and toss in a soupcon of creativity -- maybe something with flowers since that's your bailiwick.

Mamacita (Mamacita) said...

That is almost word for word what my husband asked!

He's sleeping alone tonight, by the way. I didn't like the way his eyes lit up when he said it.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL...I said the same thing! Just how fantastic is whatever these gals are doing for $5,500. (That was the highest number that I heard.....Maybe the extra $500 is traveling money...lol)

Carolyn said...

I was gonna ask my husband that question, but if he answered me I'd have to file for divorce! ;)

Jamie Dawn said...

I've heard that these women do magic tricks and Cirque de Soliel moves as part of their services. They also mend socks, fix hems, and secure loose buttons.
I've also heard they can heal the sick and cast our demons. They also bring home baked goodies and ice cold milk along with them.
So, Judy, you see they are well worth their large fee.

Rue said...

Hi Kenju! I came by after you were sweet enough to come see my new blog and I have been rolling laughing, especially about this post. Tell your husband to buy Madam 90210 (Well, only if you plan on doing what they talk about in the book LOL). It's the story of the madam that had the biggest protitution ring to the stars in Hollywood and it's filled with dirty Hollywood secrets and probably more than you ever wanted to know about some of your favorite actors. Just a thought... LOL
Btw, I like your middle name,
Rue :)

Forty_Two said...

I asked the same question.