Wednesday, December 19

Q & A

Q: Where can women over the age of 55 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.



Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.When you're done you will have a place to live.



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 55+ year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.



Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.



Q: Why should 55+ year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.



Q: Is it common for 55+ year-olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem. Retrieving it is a problem.



Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.



Q: Where do 55+ year-olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.



Q: What is the most common remark made by 55+ year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'I remember these.'

17 comments:

Mar said...

These are wonderful, kenju! how funny. And now please excuse me, I have to e-mail this to a couple of friends :)

Bud said...

I have always been attracted to older women. Alas, there aren't any more.

Laura http://vitaminsea.typepad.com said...

Now these were good ones! I'm going to send them to some friends, too. LOL!

Diane Mandy said...

HAHA! These are great!!!

Beverly said...

Oh, so true. These are wonderful.

Changes in the wind is said...

These are great and oh so true! Thanks for the morning laugh....

grannymar said...

Thank you! I needed a smile today.

Kristi said...

Hee-Hee. Thanks for the chuckles.

Carolyn said...

I Love the all, including the ones in posts below ;D

Thanks for the chuckles!!

Omykiss said...

Funny ... and too true ... of dear!

Omykiss said...

Oh dear .... not of dear .... my specs were on my forehead!!!!

Dianne said...

these are great! I especially liked the antique store - "I remember these"! - that actually has happened to me LOL

PI said...

Bud: want to bet?
55 - ah I remember it well. I think.

rosemary said...

Ha....I always fine my reading glasses on my head!....and I do say that in antique stores and add...."Gosh they were only a dollar when I was a kid!"

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...These are funnt, Judy!
You come up with the BEST gumor posts! And it's always fun to see "funnies" about us 'older folk'

Mildred Garfield said...

They were all so funny but the one that hit home was the one about sleeping soundly, especially in the afternoon! So true.

Seamus said...

Speaking to you from the basement....LOL!