Q: Where can women over the age of 55 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.When you're done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 55+ year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 55+ year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 55+ year-olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem. Retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 55+ year-olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 55+ year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'I remember these.'