It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and Drive - You might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don't succeed - skydiving is not for you.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
But, what if I want the one in the bush?
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people makeup 75% of the population.