Smorgasbord is another way of saying "I have nothing to post"
I've always heard that just because there's snow on the chimney doesn't mean there's no fire in the grate. Maybe that's a myth......LOL I don't want to admit to this one, but it's true (at least sometimes).
"Listen up, little buddy.....I'm the King of the jungle, see.....so don't mess around with me!"
"But mo-o-o-o-ommmmmm, I don' wanna' have my ears cleaned today!"
"There's nothing better than just hanging around with mom."